The Genius of George Bush: Our Leader In Action

For all who missed it, here verbatim from the transcript of the Emperor Boy George's press conference, October 17, is a stellar example of his genius--"i don't know what it is, but we don't do it, and I don't want to think about anything:"

QUESTION: Thank you, sir. A simple question.

BUSH: Yes?

QUESTION: What's your definition of...

BUSH: It may require a simple answer.

(LAUGHTER)

QUESTION: What's your definition of the word "torture"?

BUSH: Of what?

QUESTION: The word "torture," what's your definition?

BUSH: That's defined in U.S. law, and we don't torture.

QUESTION: Can you give me your version of it, sir?

BUSH: No. Whatever the law says.