Wednesday, December 02, 2009


My plan for Afghanistan is direct and to the point.

Call in Taliban leaders and tell them they can have their rocks under two conditions:
1. Produce Osama bin Laden's head on a pike.
2. We will airlift from Afghanistan all women and children and non-corrupt males who choose not to live under Taliban brutality.

After that, they are welcome to each other.

1 comment:

Retrieverman said...

I would be fine with both of those.

Of course, I wish the US government hadn't backed the mujaheddin in the first place.